As a musician? Where do you come off saying he sucks as one? By what appears to be most musicians think the opposite from you. Joni Mitchell (whom I adore as a musician) thinks he's a bit of a phony, a caricature and a not so good musician too; she calls him good at craft. But you have to recognize, he wrote some great stuff. How many covers of his songs have been done and by big name bands and individuals you listen to.
I think you're more on line with some of his writing than you think; you hate big gov't - so does Dylan - you hate politicians - so does Dylan - you hate gov't over-reach - so does Dylan and on and on.
So many reasons to celebrate his work.