That sort of behavior would tend to raise your heart rate above comatose level.
I think perhaps at our next coffee date we should go over our own perceptions of what constitutes "drama." If it's okay with you, I'm going to insert that as item #2 on our agenda, after I share my report from white people about our continued progress in subjugating black people, our historical, constitutional and moral right.
I'm heartened that you aren't prone to labeling presidents as "dictators." I should add that I have absolutely no intention of toppling our biumvirate via a coup.