Our Vice President is at the DMZ, and stated the following:
"The United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of North Korea. And it is an alliance that is strong and enduring." WTF??!!
Honest to God, I'm not making this up.
Who knew we were aligned with that fat little despotic fuck, Kim Jong Un? Imagine his surprise at our VP's announcement.
Is this the best we can do? Jesus H.