Sorry, we liked your electric car, but since freedom of speech is so dangerous to us, we'll have to investigate this Twitter acquisition and your satellite operation.
How dare you say you might deny Ukraine access to your satellite? As David Frum suggested, we might have to nationalize your satellite.
Twitter had the power to silence a sitting president. We're in the business of controlling free speech and we intend to keep it that way. Big Tech must remain united to keep a lid on speech.
Right now, our lapdog, Merry Garland, is preparing investigations of your Twitter deal and your control of the Starlink satellite.
Just remember, if you're going to be an ox, Musk--step out of line, the man come to take you away.