I shared an anecdote some time ago about an obnoxious husband from the Twin Cities who asked me at my summer gig four years ago why we leave a donation jar out in the open, unguarded. I just rolled my eyes and did the silent laugh at the time. Four years later, my response would be made audible if that were to happen again: "Because we don't behave like that around here." Curiously, the enlightened and sophisticated have much lower expectations in this regard.