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And you're calling me an "asshole curmudgeon?" You're perpetually cranky here. I don't get angry at you, yet you get your knickers in a bundle over my comments about Howard Stern? Up the dosage, man.

I have Sirius. Do you really think with 300 choices, I'm going to pick that dork loser? I mean, there's Motown, there's First Wave, there's, ironically, Little Steven's Garage, there's The Bridge, there's Lithium, and I'm going to pick devote hours to creepy Ichabod Crane, who has holed himself up for more than two years in his underground lair? Yeah, sure thing. Ohhhhhhhh, 'cuz he gets people to say things that others can't get out of them! Boy, I've never heard that line before about an interviewer! Masterclass! You know a surefire way to be sure that someone or something sucks? Conor and/or Jim think they're great! Just choose the opposite!