Joe: Hello, president X-i, this is the Big Guy.
Xi: It's not X-i. It's pronounced "She."
Joe: She? Oh, I get it. That's your pronoun.
XI: Never mind. I want to talk to you about that balloon. Mr. Big Guy, that's not a spy balloon, it's a weather balloon. Don't worry!
Joe: Whew, I'm glad to hear that. I was going to blow it up yesterday, but Gen.Thoroughly Modern Milley talked me out of it. That guy actually thinks he's in charge sometimes.
XI: Good decision. And by the way, tell Hunter that his cut is inside the balloon, along with your 10%. It's programmed to land at your Delaware beach house, so get to it right away.
Joe: OK, She. Oh, are there envelopes for my brothers, Jimmy the Chin and Frankie Four Fingers?
Xi: Yeah, yeah. Gotta go now, Big Guy.