The following are obvious observations:
- At least half of all people featured as main characters must be from a recognized minority group, preferably black. (Bonus points to Old Spice for featuring only minorities).
- Interracial couples must be at least half of all couples in commercials. (Bonus points to Roman for featuring almost exclusively interracial couples.) If the couple is same-race, at least 25% of such couples' children must (edit) be from a different race.
- Gay couples can be featured, but since the homophobic demographic still unfairly wields a lot of economic clout, they can be featured only fleetingly. (Bonus points to Vrbo for featuring at least one gay couple almost every commercial,)
- A group of children playing together must have a minimum of three different races represented, none of which has to be Caucasian.
- If there is a group of four more people, at least one person must be a person of color. Large groups must feature at least one mixed-race couple.
- If there is an "expert" on the product in a mixed-race setting, the "expert" must always be a minority.
- If there is a "buffoon" in a mixed-race setting, the "buffoon" must always be a white guy.
- If there is a criminal in a commercial (alarm system, insurance, etc.), the person must always be a white guy with a 5 o'clock shadow.
- In a boardroom setting, the leader must be either a minority male or a female of any race (for now). The board itself must be mostly women and ideally mostly minority.
Anything I've missed?