You have a Bible, so what? Nothing says Christian nationalism better than a Trump Bible for only $60. God loves America better than any other place, so it needs its very own Bible.
And for that musky skunk bear odor, nothing beats Trump cologne with a mini statue of the man himself on top of the bottle. Instead of bathing every 2 weeks, you can now go a full month without one by using it.
Oh yeah, we also need 25 bucks to the RNC for the dear leaders legal bills. They play these people for suckers.
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