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tells the truth about their "accomplishments" over the past 4 years, trump won't have to say a word.

or, alternatively, he could say, "thank you, corn pop, for that excellent recap of your wanton, malicious, deliberate, and devastating destruction of this formerly great country. now, relax and just sit tight. someone will be along shortly to wake you up and assist you off the stage. i have to run and console people who have lost family members due to your hideous policies and continue my plan to make america great again. see ya."