This is reality, not imaginary TV comedy (though the views espoused by liberals here would get some good laughs).
Showing how predictably flawed liberal thinking is necessary not for you as a liberal - that would be useless because of Liberalism Rule #4-
but for my fellow rational nonliberals to recognize and predict them. It’s also a lot more efficient than re-explaining concepts every time.
Plus, it is fun to chuckle at undeserved pomposity.
Lost in your post is the fact that Rule #14 was dead in its description of the poster’s thought process.
So carry on Rooney, because the Rules are not for you, they merely apply to you. Given that you chose to attack the rules describing the absurdity rather than the absurdity itself shows that you already have a dog in this race - and its liberal.