No you're not and you're not fooling anybody. You're just comfortable being lazy. You're just comfortable that people are no longer calling you out on it.
The diabetes patch on your arm doesn't give you artistic license to feedbag a dozen Krispy Kremes and wash it down with a 2L Diet Coke ("Look at me watching my calories!").
Get off your scooter, grab an apple and go for a walk. No one's asking you to clean the ocean. This isn't hard.