It's only right, given all the expense. The Great White Hope will give Green Midget an offer he can't refuse! We all witnessed how many hours it took for him to come back to Mr. Trump on bended knee. Like me, I'm sure you had a generous lump in your throat, or a lump somewhere else, seeing that magical moment. We'll hold an actual election there and see who the Ukrainians really want to lead their state. I figured that since you're on the concentration camp hit list, you'd more or less welcome a permanent move to Ukraine. The people are so much different than the Russians!
As to your question, I think it can be summed up by this: Both Greenland and Poland end in "land." Coincidence? I think not! It's the first step in Great White Hope's goal of global domination! Did you know that Adolf was also a germaphobe who hated shaking hands? Coincidence? I think not!