I'm imagining you at a flea market watching Trump negotiate...

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I'm imagining you at a flea market watching Trump negotiate...

Author: NedoftheHill (44198 Posts - Joined: Jun 29, 2011)

Posted at 9:28 am on Apr 10, 2025

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Trump to vendor: "How much for that trinket?"
Vendor: "$5"
Trump: "I'll give you $1."

Frank: "Only an asshole or a moron would try to pay $1 for something worth $5!"

Vendor: "Price is $5, but for you, I will take $4."
Trump: "Look, it is scratched, and I don't really need it. But I'll give you $2."

Frank: "Ha! What a moron! Trump blinked!"

Vendor: "I can accept no less than $3."
Trump: "2.50 cash, and we have a deal."
Vendor: "Done!"

Frank: "What a moron! Trump is paying $2.50 for something he said was only worth $1 and that he says he doesn't even need! Own your votes!"

Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good.

Replies to: "I'm imagining you at a flea market watching Trump negotiate..."

Mango Man blinks. [NT] - Frank L - 1:32pm 4/9/25 (26) [View All]
- What did he blink about? [NT] - NedoftheHill - 6:52pm 4/9/25
  - Panican Donnie. [NT] - Frank L - 9:46pm 4/9/25
    - I'm imagining you at a flea market watching Trump negotiate... - NedoftheHill - 9:28am 4/10/25
      - That was a panican not a negotiation. Your boy admitted he paused them as they caused “people” to - Frank L - 9:59am 4/10/25
  - The stock crashing and bond market about to collapse. Trump folded Ned. - conorlarkin - 7:54pm 4/9/25
    - It was an honest question. I'm travelling. I should have asked how he blinked. Frank never said. [NT] - NedoftheHill - 11:07pm 4/9/25
      - This will help. [NT] [LINK] - conorlarkin - 12:48am 4/10/25
        Not much. But from what I gather from sources I can read, this is good in your opinion, right? - NedoftheHill - 9:14am 4/10/25
- So much for the "national security emergency." [NT] - Chris94 - 3:31pm 4/9/25
  - Here’s where the real 4D chess could be played. China owns so much of our debt that it’s crazy. [LINK] - Frank L - 4:03pm 4/9/25
- Trump is winning. Steel/Aluminum tariffs of 25% remain for all, Auto tariffs of 25% remain for all, - Eli - 2:52pm 4/9/25
  - You are correct. - PaND - 3:38pm 4/9/25
    - Surrender is not winning. [NT] - ND521 - 4:15pm 4/9/25
  - Only in your perverted sick mind. He got backed down and looks like a fool. China will do the same - Frank L - 3:19pm 4/9/25
- Tampa -- you may continue to post. Way too easy for me to take your lunch money. [NT] - conorlarkin - 2:44pm 4/9/25
- Folded like a cheap suit. Trump wrongly assumed the world would capitulate. Chaos to the 9th power. - conorlarkin - 2:42pm 4/9/25
- Of course the Idiot lost. [NT] - ND521 - 2:04pm 4/9/25
- I know a moron that did a lot of selling last week, he's fucked [NT] - holybull101 - 1:57pm 4/9/25
  - I did a little bit of buying. My one kid is a pretty decent stock jockey. [NT] - Frank L - 2:01pm 4/9/25
- It'll give you an opportunity to wail and gnash your teeth again in 90 days. Aren't you happy? [NT] - LanceManion - 1:56pm 4/9/25
  - Happy he did it. Disgusted with his handling of it. He’s a chaos disrupter every day with zero clear - Frank L - 2:00pm 4/9/25
    - So what will you do when he re-imposes non-China tariffs in 90 days? Sell/buy/do nothing? [NT] - LanceManion - 2:21pm 4/9/25
      - Depends. Like what your leader wears. [NT] - Frank L - 2:26pm 4/9/25
- Let's hope he blinks some more... the market is roaring. - Curly1918 - 1:53pm 4/9/25
  - Seems like there's a puts and calls game to be played in financial services. [NT] - LanceManion - 1:59pm 4/9/25
- You knew this would happen. Man governs by emotion like any narcissist. [NT] - Quest4twelve - 1:36pm 4/9/25