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JB Pritzker weighs in.

Author: Iggle (12755 Posts - Joined: Sep 14, 2007)

Posted at 7:24 pm on Aug 14, 2025

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Link: https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1956117388962734122?t=rqVYMD7vwVmC-kEzf3E8xg&s=19

Replies to: "JB Pritzker weighs in."

One of our honorable DOJ employees threw a sandwich and caught a felony. [NT] [LINK] - MAS - 5:23pm 8/14/25 (15) [View All]
- First Jared the pedo now this. Will Subway survive? [NT] - LanceManion - 8:36pm 8/14/25
  - How is Jared still alive? I can't believe that no one has decapitated him in the stir. [NT] - MAS - 9:21pm 8/14/25
    - He supposedly gets beaten on a regular basis. [NT] - jakers - 9:38pm 8/14/25
      - A case where his familiarity with the footlong isn't working in his favor, I imagine. [NT] - LanceManion - 4:49am 8/15/25
        Awesome. [NT] - PaND - 11:22am 8/15/25
- Perhaps it was a club sandwich. [NT] - Hensou - 8:35pm 8/14/25
- Predicted by the Family Guy. [LINK] - Iggle - 7:00pm 8/14/25
  - JB Pritzker weighs in. [NT] [LINK] - Iggle - 7:24pm 8/14/25
- Do you think the DC Crime Lab can handle this one? [NT] - iairishcheeks - 5:45pm 8/14/25
- Got charged with Attempted Hamicide. [NT] - Cole - 5:41pm 8/14/25
  - Nice! [NT] - BaronVonZemo - 6:30pm 8/14/25
    - Usually, a Subway hero causes a homicide if it’s ingested. Pirro is stretching the law. [NT] - Cole - 7:15pm 8/14/25
      - Although Daniel Penny was a subway hero wrongfully accused of homicide... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 11:53am 8/15/25
  - He really put some mustard on that throw. Was he taken to mayo after the incident? [NT] - ELP - 6:01pm 8/14/25
    - Based on his pink shirt, he’s happy to just get passed around at the DC Correctional Center. [NT] - Cole - 7:17pm 8/14/25