If prof moved to NZ I’d wish him well. NOLA and uhnd have worn him out. He needs a break.
Conorlarkin seems to like Europe and would fit in beautifully in a soccer loving socialist country that badmouths America.
Tyrone could move to Ireland. He might get punched out in a pub frequently, but eventually he would adapt.
He could make potato sandwiches for the
local unfortunates. It might could work.
I want them all to be happy. Right now they are not.