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Not at all..if you had even a tiny nut sized portion of your grey matter dedicated to investigation

Author: TyroneIrish  (24048 Posts - Joined: Oct 8, 2020)
Posted at 12:42 am on Mar 31, 2026
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of the Null Hypothesis, you'd find that there are indeed others doing exactly what my post suggested...i.e. throwing shade on non-dairy 'Milk' consumers. Here's an AI summary of the notables using sarcastic "Nut Milk" videos (like the one Baron posted) to belittle those with lactose intolerance....and given BVZ's penchant for throwing shade on people wearing masks to mitigate the chances of getting COVID, it's no stretch to see him denigrating folks with dietary restrictions, like lactose intolerance or high cholesterol.

Now if you have evidence that proves there is NO WAY such disparaging videos exist...please share it.
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AI Overview
Several internet videos and comedy sketches MOCK (emphasis mine) the consumption of almond milk, particularly by those who are lactose intolerant or managing dietary health issues.

Jack Whitehall's "The Milk Options": In this stand-up clip, Jack Whitehall satirizes the overwhelming number of milk alternatives (such as almond, hazelnut, and cashew), suggesting that milk should only come from a "nipple" and joking that alternative milks are just "nut juice".

Kevin James on Lactose Intolerance: Comedian Kevin James jokes about lactose-intolerant people who announce their dietary restrictions, suggesting they should simply stop eating dairy without making it a social event.

Theo Von on Almond Milk: Theo Von mocks the idea of "milking" an almond, questioning the process and finding humor in the popularity of nut-based alternatives over traditional dairy.

Lactose Intolerance Skit: Other social media sketches (such as those shared on TikTok/Instagram) often portray the digestive consequences of ignoring lactose intolerance, mocking the "desperate measures" people take, such as switching to almond milk, to avoid discomfort.

Satirical Content: Content creators often highlight that many commercial almond milks have very few actual almonds, often containing thickeners like gums and sunflower oils, which makes them a target for satire regarding "healthy" choices.

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Replies to: “Not at all..if you had even a tiny nut sized portion of your grey matter dedicated to investigation”

  • For almond milk drinkers..... [NT] [LINK] - BaronVonZemo - 9:18pm 3/29/26 (20) [View All]
    • More California insanity... as if there wasn't already more than enough. [NT] [LINK] - Curly1918 - 12:40pm 3/30/26
      • You know, I actually advocate for almond milk though I like milk too. This is just funny regardless. - BaronVonZemo - 1:11pm 3/30/26
        • Nice dodge...but I'm informed, by this really reliable source, that you're anti alternative milk. - TakethetrainKnute - 6:28pm 3/30/26
          • Good grief! You're right, the UHND Open DOES deserve a better Soros propagandist. - BaronVonZemo - 10:34pm 3/30/26
    • For those with Lactose Intolerance and/or High Cholesterol... [LINK] - TyroneIrish - 10:54pm 3/29/26
      • No sense of humor. All politics, all the time. [NT] - NedoftheHill - 2:03am 3/30/26
        • The left lost their sense of humor years ago. - Curly1918 - 1:00pm 3/30/26
          • SNL...John Oliver...Steven Colbert...Jon Stewart....not a bad lineup....MAGAs just have thin skin... [NT] - TyroneIrish - 3:46pm 3/30/26
          • Killed all the late night shows. - TakethetrainKnute - 3:22pm 3/30/26
        • The AMA needs to discipline doctors who anonymously put humorous content on message boards… - TakethetrainKnute - 11:27am 3/30/26
          • Hey, if humor at the expense of those with genuine health issues floats your boat, have at it... - TyroneIrish - 2:32pm 3/30/26
            • It was humor at the expense of...ALMONDS...you unrelenting nitwit... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 3:38pm 3/30/26
              • ...from a Physician who should be the LAST one to make a joke about sufferers who can't - TyroneIrish - 4:00pm 3/30/26
                • You're out of your (nut) tree. - TakethetrainKnute - 4:34pm 3/30/26
                  • Not at all..if you had even a tiny nut sized portion of your grey matter dedicated to investigation - TyroneIrish - 12:42am 3/31/26
        • Now that's a joke in and of itself ;-)...losing count of the number of times I...and some others... - TyroneIrish - 2:22am 3/30/26
      • yes, because almond milk is the only alternative [NT] - irish93 - 12:43am 3/30/26
        • As the link shows, Oat Milk is also a good alternative...try it sometime... [NT] - TyroneIrish - 1:27am 3/30/26
          • I like oat milk. [NT] - irish93 - 3:03pm 3/30/26
            • Oat milk is pretty good. I think Tyrone misspelled "Cat" milk though... - TakethetrainKnute - 3:31pm 3/30/26

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