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This is true.

Author: Rooney  (5986 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 12:53 pm on Apr 13, 2026
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So many guys forget the #1 rule when playing the Masters. Never wear white pants for the final round. If you get the lead you're going to shart yourself.

First Sam Burns ties for the lead with the birdie on #1 then empties his bowels all over #2 and #3 to never been seen again. Then Rory with the big turd of a double bogey he laid on #4 to drop out of the lead. Young takes the lead and promptly soils himself with bogeys on 6, 7 and 9 and was never really a factor after that. Then Rosie birdies 5, 7, 8, and 9 to take the lead but absolutely fills his diapers with the approach on 11 and the chunked chip on 12 and he's out of it.

Rory wiped himself off after the 4th and was really comfortable the rest of the way.

Never, ever, wear white pants on Sunday at The Masters.


"I didn't come here to take part. I came here to take over."

Replies to: “This is true.”

  • Congratulations on your second straight Masters Championship, Rory! [NT] - TyroneIrish - 1:35am 4/13/26 (8) [View All]
    • I was hoping Justin Rose would win [NT] - MarkHarman - 12:40pm 4/13/26
      • Justin deserves a green jacket…no question about it. [NT] - TyroneIrish - 12:57pm 4/13/26
        • Heh... - TakethetrainKnute - 3:00pm 4/13/26
          • You've got a touch of weirdness about you, Knute...just lurking beneath the surface... - TyroneIrish - 3:22pm 4/13/26
    • Yes. Impressive. Another rebound on a Sunday. [NT] - conorlarkin - 1:47am 4/13/26
      • I told my wife he plays better tied or from behind and he did. The pressure of being number 1 - THEISMANCARR - 3:24am 4/13/26
        • Will agree Tiger handled it in competition...for the most part... - TakethetrainKnute - 3:11pm 4/13/26
        • This is true. - Rooney - 12:53pm 4/13/26

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