According to one survey this past week, 55% of them would prefer to live in a different country. I really wish someone in power would listen to my proposal that we offer a sizable stipend to any American who wants to leave, contingent upon renouncing citizenship. The one stumbling block will be the very real question of whether the beloved, uber-white countries they praise (Canada, Scandinavian countries, Ukraine) will accept them. We'll need to hide any and all photos and videos of our libs interested in this offer.