It's obviously a communist plot to distract our youth from a patriotic fanaticism for our "nativist" sports.

Yes... geezers over 40 are blissfully unaware of the games themselves and the millions of non-Americans who've invaded our beautiful land and are spending fortunes in our sacred athletic temples and places of worshipful imbibing.

What's troubling is the number of young folks who seem enthralled by a sport that does not involve gargantuan males with highly specialized but limited skills.

What's worse is the insidious mixing of cultures and races that could lead to unpure miscegenation of our beautiful people.