Haaland’s “Vikingness” is a big hit with the White America crowd.

Author: conorlarkin (22873 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 12:28 am on Jul 12, 2026

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I actually love seeing Erling thoroughly enjoying America— trying on a cowboy hat in Texas, wolfing down a pastrami sandwich in Manhattan. He’s a kid having the time of his life. It’s wonderful.

Prediction: Haaland decides to play in US league in 3-4 years down the road. Marketing Cash Cow.

The American Dream belongs to all of us. — Kamala Harris

Replies to: “Haaland’s “Vikingness” is a big hit with the White America crowd.”

Norway lead goal waived off in hideous VAR. Worst call of WC so far. [NT] - Hensou - 10:44pm 7/11/26 (17) [View All]
- I’m amused by your sudden soccer expertise - Chris94 - 11:28pm 7/11/26
  - Haaland’s “Vikingness” is a big hit with the White America crowd. - conorlarkin - 12:28am 7/12/26
    - Oh geeze. You committed unsportsfanlike foul, Conor. Please leave politics off the pitch. - Eli - 3:01am 7/12/26
    - Now how did I know this was coming? [NT] - jakers - 1:32am 7/12/26
      - Have you noticed many Kylian Mbappé posts? [NT] - conorlarkin - 2:04am 7/12/26
        
        I don't follow soccer and don't much care. - jakers - 2:17am 7/12/26
  - I’ve been paid quite well to referee in two sports. Have you? - Hensou - 11:35pm 7/11/26
    - Wow I really stand corrected, ump [NT] - Chris94 - 11:45pm 7/11/26
      - Why don’t you try out for NOLA’s MLB team? [NT] - Hensou - 12:29am 7/12/26
- Clear two handed shove by Erling [NT] - conorlarkin - 11:03pm 7/11/26
  - I've enjoyed watching Haaland play and was pulling for Norway, but that was a clear and forceful - TyroneIrish - 12:03am 7/12/26
    - Bullshit. No leverage enough to cause a fall. Clear dive. [NT] - Hensou - 12:28am 7/12/26
      - Erling Haaland is 6'5" and 200 lbs...he steped into the England player and fully extended those [IMAGE] - TyroneIrish - 12:51am 7/12/26
        
        Men like you with no physical capacity would find that scary. [NT] - jakers - 1:34am 7/12/26
        
        English player had his arm around Haaland right arm. That’s illegal. Grow up. - Hensou - 1:05am 7/12/26
        
        I've never played soccer or been a soccer ref...here's hoping you're not one, because you blew this - TyroneIrish - 2:01am 7/12/26
  - Bullshit. Dive. You know it. [NT] - Hensou - 11:32pm 7/11/26

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