of Allegiance. Not only do they want to take out God, but they are working on getting rid of the rest of it. Chip away. It must be a Republican conspiracy to dominate your mind.

Your Liberal buddies might want to rewrite the Pledge to something like this :

I pledge allegiance to no country, nor to any symbol for which it stands, nor to the United States of America, a republic full of too many Republicans, one nation under no god, divisible if we keep working on it, with liberty as we destroy the penal system, and justice if we can hire OJ's lawyer.