I also feel you're being awfully judgmental about 56 year-old men. Just because your experiences with them have been poor is no reason to cast all of us in a negative light, particularly those clever enough to come up with a plan like this.
Didn't Jim once extol the musical genius of Lady Gaga? Hey, I'm with you, Jim: she knocked that overrated song by that Canadian out of the park at the Stupor Bowl.