vehicles drive on these days for his unveiling of the infrastructure bill today? What about the chances of the word "jalopy" coming out of his mouth?
I would suggest that he share the story about the time that he, Binky Malone, and Stu Cunningham took a road trip out on Route 66 in Joe's souped-up Falcon, "back when all we had was AM radio and our own voices, not like what you kids have today with your hi-fi eight-track players and so forth," along with the bit about "the town in Texas I saved from the biker gang, the Furies, who I stared down and told, 'I'm gonna wrap this chain around your heads if you don't leave these fine, God-fearing segregationists alone"..."but, really, folks, we need to get our thoroughfares fixed to flatten the curve...I need you to pony up...(whispering) don't you care about your neighbors?"