a fellow lunatic might possibly be offended by something. Given the number of universities in these cities, there should be large pools of candidates from which to choose.
"Hi, my name is Hymen Indigo. I am non-binary and pansexual and my preferred pronoun is xer. I'm asking your vote for Chairhuman of the Dept. of Lunacy because Portland continues to invalidate the existences of different identities that number in the tens, communities that do not fit into their narrow range of accepted groups who fall only under the LGBT umbrella, all while ignoring those of us in WWXYYZ+ communities.