Which means, everyone who went to college is.
To summarize the article: This guy went to Yale and got drunk a lot. And though he was at Yale at the same time Kav was, he didn't know him. But since they were there at the same time, they must have been doing the same things, even though they didn't cross paths.
Kav's choir boy characterization of himself isn't very believable, but the logical premise behind this article is garbage.