Gaslight away.
Apparently, you have excelled at no physical endeavor.
Apparently, You have pursued no life sports.
Obviously, you insult senior citizens with delight.
Therefore, you are a can of crushed tomatoes.
Feel free to suggest for the millionth time that I am age sensitive.
Join the host of other lesser posters who flash mob such drivel.Is
If I have induced grown men to self-degrade themselves with
cluster posts of mean-spirited cacophony,
I may be the sinister magician Jakers has suggested I am.