...my dorm produced a 'Women Of ND' calendar, which featured each of the 12 hot chicks on campus. The photos were strictly G rated. The most scandalous pic was of a cheerleader who happened to be a former Miss Virginia. She was hot. Her pic was her in a one-piece swimsuit, sitting on a beach towel in a very non-suggestive pose.
Based on the flood of letters to The Observer, you'd have thought we included photos similar to the album cover of Spinal Tap's 'Smell The Glove'.