It's a mere stone's throw from a national public school system. And then a national car registration system. And then a national gun registration system. And then a national ID. And then a national reeducation camp system.
Remember that when we're all bound with our heads tied to our ankles in some godawful place like Louisiana with Barry Manilow music blaring and Jerry Lewis movies playing on an endless loop. It all started with the abolishing of a time-tested, true blue American tradition that represents all that is good and just.
I'll bet Hank the Tank is 100% with me on this, so I'm not alone.