provided someone else serve as a proxy when campaign stops are more than 200 miles from home and for any media appearances earlier than 10 AM or if he just doesn't feel like getting up. Also, a full-time campaign staff person whose job it is to try and get him outraged about all the things he doesn't care about prior to any stump speeches and debates. Also, he wants exclusive rights to any 90s alternative music he decides on whims to play at any campaign stops where he is or is not present, in addition to the rights to play any Pretenders song, Chrissie Hynde and her notorious bitchiness be damned. Finally, he wants only red M & M's in the bowl on his "Lehigh: Meh, Why Not" campaign bus and at all hotels along the way, in addition to every green room in which he finds himself over the next year and a half.