I can picture it now: Trump has just gotten done bragging about jobs numbers or destroying ISIS in one of the debates and we simultaneously hear Lehigh snoring across the stage. One of those "snort snores," where sometimes the person wakes up, other times they continue sleeping. You know what I mean. Then everyone, including, including Trump, waits to see if it's one where Lehigh wakes up. But he doesn't and starts regular snoring again.
This is taking shape. Chris can be his policy wonk. I can be the Trump stand-in for the debate prep where I just yell at him across the stage. Plus, I can drive the bus and yell at other drivers. You can be his personal physician, which will get you the inside track to Surgeon General. Frank can handle any secret negotiations with Putin and the Russians. Cheeks can be his one connection to people making less than six figures in flyover country if J.D. Vance doesn't agree to climb aboard the bus. DFH can head up the security detail and Hank can be his human shield.
Things are really coming together. My one concern is how we will get him on a skateboard?