Option #1:
Lock myself in bedroom with 2 bottles of wine WED PM, watch on ipad, sleep in Thursday until noon, arrive at in-law's festive dinner and tell everyone all about the movie, notwithstanding their pleas of "Wait! Not now! We haven't seen it yet."
Option #2:
Ledo's Pizza and beer WED PM, sleep in Thursday until noon, arrive at in-law's festive dinner, eat my dinner in the den and watch on ipad, and show up at table at dessert, telling everyone all about the movie, notwithstanding their pleas of "Wait! Not now! We haven't seen it yet."