The suspicious handles are the final nail in the coffin. Who else but Russian infiltrator-agitators would pick such patently obvious fake names? Dumskis.
I especially like the Orwellian, "She's a Russian asset bit. Not "agent," mind you, but "asset." I suppose Joe is a Manchurian Candidate asset for the memory care industry? He just doesn't know it, that's all.
I never thought I'd live to see the day of some righties waxing poetic about an ex-KGB autocrat and I never thought I'd live to see the day of lefties telling us to trust the CIA and ginning up hostilities with the Russkies.