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Second one is funnier, first one is more usable!
Author:
LehighND
(7534 Posts - Original UHND Member)
Posted at 11:23 am on Dec 13, 2019
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Might save the second one for Christmas Eve family dinner.
Are you kind?
Replies to: "Second one is funnier, first one is more usable!"
Jokes for Holiday Party speech.
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LehighND
- 8:54am 12/13/19
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This one always plays well among the female employees ....
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conorlarkin
- 3:19pm 12/13/19
A couple NOT for a general audience
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Mark
- 2:20pm 12/13/19
Works in any season:
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Chris94
- 12:12pm 12/13/19
The only way that works at an office party.
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LehighND
- 12:29pm 12/13/19
Announce a huge Christmas bonus...and then tell them it's a joke. That'll help get things started..
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TakethetrainKnute
- 11:17am 12/13/19
Heh, nice.
[NT]
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iairishcheeks
- 12:08pm 12/13/19
You have Management Potential written all over you.
[NT]
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BaronVonZemo
- 11:39am 12/13/19
The gift of humor keeps on giving the whole year through...
[NT]
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LehighND
- 11:27am 12/13/19
I’ll take the Jelly instead
[NT]
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PBHangingChad
- 11:42am 12/13/19
Audience? (Kind of important).
[NT]
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BaronVonZemo
- 11:15am 12/13/19
Law firm
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LehighND
- 11:24am 12/13/19
Go Pro Bono and represent the homeless. They’ll love that.
[NT]
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PBHangingChad
- 11:44am 12/13/19
No, no, make fun of the homeless and other people without a law degree.
[NT]
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iairishcheeks
- 12:10pm 12/13/19
Given your contributions here, it got me wondering.
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LehighND
- 12:32pm 12/13/19
Unrestricted free agent, when is this Christmas party(?), I'm probably available.
[NT]
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iairishcheeks
- 1:03pm 12/13/19
.
[NT]
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BaronVonZemo
- 11:38am 12/13/19
The second one made me laugh.
[NT]
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BaronVonZemo
- 11:14am 12/13/19
Go with self deprecation.
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iairishcheeks
- 9:54am 12/13/19
Here's a couple
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Mark
- 9:30am 12/13/19
Second one is funnier, first one is more usable!
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LehighND
- 11:23am 12/13/19
That's why I gave two
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Mark
- 11:46am 12/13/19
.
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Iggle
- 9:33am 12/13/19