My son and I played 9 holes on the unopened golf course by our place this past weekend. A farmer and his wife must have seen us and came out and followed us for a few holes. The guy said he just wanted to see some live sports. Then he started trash talking me.
His exact words. "I'm going to stand over here because if you hit this shot like you hit the last one, you might hit me." Sadly, he'd made a good point.
You might be that farmer.