All games in the south. The retard fan base down there can fill the stadiums and infect each other. Start in early October. Play through January.
SEC, Clemson, OK, Texas, ND, PSU, scUM, OSU, Oregon, Wiscy, and a bunch of give me teams from the Sunbelt and American Conferences. Spread out the corn cans so everybody gets an approx equal amount. No bowls other than an 8 team playoff.