magnitude of his depravity and incompetence...to wit...here's my idea of an imaginary (since it could never happen) Donald Trump (DT) confessional transcript with a priest (P)...
DT: Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
P: How long as it been since your last confession?
DT: This is my first.
P: Ok, what is it you seek absolution for?
DT: Well, for starters...I had sex with a porn star while my wife was nursing our newborn son.
P: Ok....anything else?
DT: Well, I might as well get it all out...
P: Go ahead, my (cough) son
DT: I also assaulted women whenever I wanted
P: How many times?
DT: I really can't recall
P: Go on...
DT: I cheated contractors who worked for me
P: How many times?
DT: Well there have been 3,500 suits against me.
P: Anything else?
DT: I committed fraud
P: How many times
DT: Well, there was the time I had to close my university and pay back the students...oh, and then I had to pay $2M and close my Charitable Foundation for mis-using funds for my own benefit.
P: Anything else?
DT: I lied
P: How many times?
DT: How many seconds are there in a day?
P: 86,400
DT: In a week?
P: I get the picture, anything else?
DT: I may have committed murder...
P: Huh?
DT: I knew that COVID-19 was a serious and deadly virus, but I told the American people that it was all a hoax and that they didn't need to protect themselves.
P: Oh, boy...I just remembered I'm late for a Novena...for your penance, stay in a room for the rest of your life...
What the priest never got to were DT's Helsinki 'Sell Out', his "Quid pro Quo" scheme against his political opponent, or the "Big Lie" that caused an Insurrection against our democracy...plus a "few" others.
And you're concerned about CNN reporting on these?...tell me you have your tongue deeply embedded in your cheek...please.