1. Make sure your insult appears in the first four words of your request.
I know I'm not a bot, but just for the record, I wear a mask 100% when I am walking into any store. At home, I don't. At work, where I am currently the only person, I don't. You?
Interestingly, one other employee who hates Trump comes in every so often, and that person does not wear a mask. Maybe this is not just a "bots" problem. You may want to broaden your appeal to people who are not bots.