Smoking is bad for you (unless it’s pot despite of the unfiltered doobie).
Unnecessary car travel (as determined by a government-trained “expert”) is dangerous and potentially lethal as well as bad for GlobalWarming.
Church gatherings are a dangerous risk and singing to God - even with masks - represents a terrible public threat.
(Protests of any racial, gender, or baby killing related cause is perfectly safe and shall be excluded from these restrictions because the virus acts differently in those cases. Scientific studies from appropriately approved sources show it to be the case.
Soda pop is dangerous and needs to be ended.
Obesity is lethal, and what you eat has to be altered since the people cannot be trusted with this kind of decision themselves.
Government mandates are needed for all of these things, right Joe’s Handlers?