“So, tell us about the specific acts of racism that you self reported of in your speech, President of Princeton”
PP: “Well, I don’t have any specific examples, I was speaking in general as a white man who has to do better”
“So then, you are stating that you personally, and your university in general was not upholding the expected standards for receiving federal funds over the past 20 years? We estimate that amount to be approximately 250 million dollars (before interest that will be tacked on)”
PP: “ Look, I was talking out of my ass. It’s what we white liberal males do to be accepted and exempted from the wrath we are bringing down on other white males. They deserve it, but I don’t. I just k ow they deserve it because I know how they think. I can hear it in my own head, and it is vile! They must be punished!”
“So, you may pay with cash or check, the budget office will contact you. By the way, you will also be facing federal charges personally for your admitted racist behavior in your position of power”
PP: “ Ok, Ok! I’m sorry. It’s all bullshit! This is the game in academia today. We aren’t racists! Hell, we give the AA’s every advantage in admissions. A white guy has virtually no chance against them”
“So, this is another admission, against whites?”
PP: “Ahhhhhhh!”