Did you break bread with any Indians? What about Juneteenth? Did you invite any Negroes over, then? I should know this, but what tribes are near Urinetown? Wait, they probably had the sense to move far away from the floodplain decades ago, right?
Have I ever mentioned Hunter Biden here? He's the son who's still alive, right? Yes, the one who was most certainly not discharged in any way other than honorably, right?