He's such a lovable little scamp. When he steps on his junk his response is to always always accuse you of being angry. Like his disappearing act only to reappear with a light hearted post about movies or music. He is as predictable as he is harmless.
He's been rinsed so often and so regularly it's easy to find him endearing. No harm done.
Apologies for my frightening demeanor Frank. I must be mindful not to raise my voice. shhhhh.....