Applesauce Control: Come in, Cottontails 1 & 2. State your 20.
Cottontail 1: Copy. Cottontail 1 in Zone 2.
Cottontail 2: Copy. Cottontail 2 in Zone 4.
Applesauce Control: Copy.
Cottontail 2: Alpha Charlie, be advised my candy low-level indicator is flashing. Need to restock.
Applesauce Control: Negative, 2. Maintain proximity to Corn Pop.
Applesauce Control: Be advised, Corn Pop is on the move. Cottontail 1, move closer to Corn Pop by 5 hops.
Cottontail 1: Copy, Alpha Charlie.
Applesauce Control: Condition Carrot! It appears Corn Pop may speak. Cottontail 1 - assume a 2 hop distance from Corn Pop immediately.
Applesauce Control: Cottontail 1, engage, engage, engage! Divert Corn Pop!
The handlers who are continuing to let him humiliate himself are despicable, evil bastards.