I just tell it how it is. No punches pulled.
You’re a drama queen, but quite entertaining at times. Your quest for attention is palpable. If you don’t get the attention you crave, you tend to leave in a huff with a big dramatic post.
Having said that, your rankings are hardly the official rankings. Official rankings should be handled by someone that knows how to institute a polling service. Since that’s above your pay grade, we’ll chalk this up to attempted entertainment. Good effort.