vac·cine
/vakˈsēn/
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noun
noun: vaccine; plural noun: vaccines
a substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity against one or several diseases, prepared from the causative agent of a disease, its products, or a synthetic substitute, treated to act as an antigen without inducing the disease.
It’s not a vaccine no matter how many times you stomp your feet or hold your breath. Real vaccines provide immunity, see, it says it right there. I’m not real sure what to call this COVID thing you think works.