"Admittedly, this is unrealistic and sarcastic, but let's act like adults and sacrifice just a little to do the what's necessary to dramatically reduce the horrors being wreaked on families and even little kids...support rigid background checks..."Red Flag" programs...ownership age increases...much longer waiting times...and the banning of any weapons designed for use in the killing of large numbers of people in a short time...to name a few."
Sorry you missed the "Babylon Bee" quality of my friend's suggested 'solution'...let's just do what we can, as soon as we can, to turn this sorry situation around.
Oh, you did forget to answer my question...are you an attorney, and if not, would you care to mention your profession?