He'll come around. He doesn't want another sharpie rinsing.

Or I went to Notre Dame embarrassment.
Or I never accuse of others being full of rage boondoggle.
Or I didn't wish death on a priest Oopsie.
Or I never said I had roommates goof up.
Or gender dysphoria is not fantastical bullshit.
Or the laptop story is false.
Or the pee pee tape is real.
Or .... or .... or .....

He'll set the record straight. Integrity.