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Imagine: Nancy Pelosi in Tiananmen Sq. in front of a tank driven by Paulie, her husband.

Author: Irishize (3655 Posts - Joined: Dec 1, 2018)
Posted at 8:46 pm on Jul 30, 2022
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Preposterous?

American hackers intercepted Chinese military plans to kidnap the Pelosis.

After plying them with Napa Valley wine, they will blindfold them and take them to Tiananmen Square, where they will be separated. It must be remembered that Nancy, who hates China, went there to rub their noses in it in 1991.

It's payback time!

Nancy will be dressed in typical Chinese clothes and placed in front of a tank, driven by, you guessed it, Paulie!

Chinese TV will carry the event live on a pay-per-view basis. The people are being told that they will get a chance to see two capitalist dogs go after each other. Also, they have been informed of how they amassed their $300 Mil nest egg by collaborating on insider stock deals and corrupting the U.S. government in the process.

Nancy will be given a cape like a bullfighter and Paulie will be forced to make a run at her.

Will Nancy, with wine-driven delusions of grandeur, try to make the tank back down? And will DUI Paulie recognize her in time and not flatten her?

China plans to open up this extravaganza to worldwide TV and make a fortune, but you have to buy a ticket.

No tickee, no watchee!


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Replies to: "Imagine: Nancy Pelosi in Tiananmen Sq. in front of a tank driven by Paulie, her husband."

  • Imagine: Nancy Pelosi in Tiananmen Sq. in front of a tank driven by Paulie, her husband. - Irishize - 8:46pm 7/30/22 (8) [View All]
    • Nancy and her husband.will never go [NT] - Hank the Tank - 1:33pm 7/31/22
    • Oh, were it to be true. Har - har - har. [NT] - JarHead4ND - 9:17pm 7/30/22
      • Would you buy a ticket? [NT] - Irishize - 9:22pm 7/30/22
        • Calling StubHub now. [NT] - JarHead4ND - 9:32pm 7/30/22
        • Possible for them to sell tickets to sit inside with Paulie? [NT] - TampaIrish - 9:24pm 7/30/22
          • Yeah, but he might barf on you! [NT] - Irishize - 9:48pm 7/30/22
            • I'm hoping to sit with the "witness," who was in the Porsche with him when he hit the Jeep. [NT] - JarHead4ND - 10:40pm 7/30/22
              • That may cost you... [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 9:56am 8/1/22
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