[Wife ordered Tesla 15 months ago]
Me: When does the mail order bride ... I mean laptop with wheels .... arrive?
Wife: I don't know. They'll let us know
Me: Have you thought about getting a charging station installed ahead of time?
Wife: Yes. I'll handle it
Me: I'll take the other side of that bet
Wife: It's a piece of cake.
Me: Will we need an electrician to see if our box can handle it?
Wife: Of course it can.
Me: I hear the recharging stations consume a ton of electricity. Will we have to unplug toaster and shut off TV when recharging?
Wife: Don't be ridiculous.
Me: Why can't the recharging station be powered by a solar panel?
Son: It can.
Me: OK. Show me.
[Crickets]
Me: You know I'm never going to drive that thing .....
Son: Don't worry dad ... we already know.
Me: What happens when the computer directs the car off a cliff into a river?
Son: Dad. You are clueless.
Me: I know.