Are you kidding me?

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Are you kidding me?

Author: jabbadoody5 (16656 Posts - Original UHND Member)

Posted at 9:39 pm on Mar 4, 2009

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My dad made me do that twice a week...after he punched me in the face 5 times and made me eat a bar of soap.

BTW, my weed eater broke 2 years ago. Being that I'm too cheap to buy another one, I've been using my wife's cutlery sheers to trim my lawn ever since.

Jumbotrons are for big dick playas!

Replies to: "Are you kidding me?"

Consistent with my fair and balanced posting history ...... - conorlarkin - 6:32pm 3/4/09 (41) [View All]
- It really is the stuff of Tragic Comedy... or just plain Tragedy - NDIndy - 12:02am 3/5/09
- It comes down tom the fact - dick52 - 11:20pm 3/4/09
  - Spot on - Colorado Irish - 11:27pm 3/4/09
    - Pelosi and Reid aren't about to accept a pulled pork sandwich. - TakethetrainKnute - 7:33am 3/5/09
  - Re:omit the m [NT] - dick52 - 11:24pm 3/4/09
    - Editable subject lines. [NT] - NDFaninNJ - 11:35pm 3/4/09
- I was miffed that they cut my pet pork amendment, a barrel full of monkeys, for the policeman's ball [NT] - StoneFingers - 9:08pm 3/4/09
- This can't be true - Colorado Irish - 7:44pm 3/4/09
  - I'm sure Barry just forgot to pack his "scalpel" back in Chicago... - Bettis6 - 8:08pm 3/4/09
    - Oh man.... - Hibakusha - 8:12pm 3/4/09
      - Hmmm, seems like I need to consider a career in politics. [NT] - Bettis6 - 8:14pm 3/4/09
- Agreed that these are absurd. But they are also a small portion of the bill.... - Chris94 - 6:58pm 3/4/09
  - ...and no different than the pork that the GOP put on during its reign - and puts on now. - Trucker2 - 8:11pm 3/4/09
  - Enough about how fucking small they are. It's $7 billion of bullshit Obama promised to veto. - NDFaninNJ - 7:04pm 3/4/09
    - Not sure you know how government works, AngryInNJ - Chris94 - 7:09pm 3/4/09
      - Wouldn't want to send a message by vetoing the whole thing I guess. [NT] - jabbadoody5 - 8:12pm 3/4/09
      - I'm almost certain I read somewhere that Obama was going to change the way Washington did business. - TheIrishHammer - 7:22pm 3/4/09
        New Obama slogan: Hope, but no change. - NDFaninNJ - 7:37pm 3/4/09
        for anyone with a brain - und67 - 8:28pm 3/4/09
        
        AngryInNJ has a nice ring to it. - jabbadoody5 - 8:13pm 3/4/09
        I think... - NDFaninNJ - 8:37pm 3/4/09
        Fuck off, asshole, - jabbadoody5 - 8:42pm 3/4/09
        My post has nothing to do w/ this thread - Colorado Irish - 11:29pm 3/4/09
        
        You mean that orange shit they pour over vomit in schools? [NT] - Hibakusha - 8:51pm 3/4/09
        Yes, the stuff that somehow makes the puke smell worse. [NT] - jabbadoody5 - 9:08pm 3/4/09
        Only if your'e Catholic schooled [NT] - Hibakusha - 9:10pm 3/4/09
        ...or Baptist schooled.... - jabbadoody5 - 9:14pm 3/4/09
        The Jesuits make you stay for weekend "JUG". [NT] [LINK] - fredyo - 9:23pm 3/4/09
        From 5th thru 8th grade, I was in a group of fine, young lads responsible for maintaining the - TheIrishHammer - 5:39am 3/5/09
        
        I went to a Jesuit college and the only Jugs I experienced were on the ladies. [NT] - jabbadoody5 - 9:27pm 3/4/09
        So you didn't experience the "pleasure" of... - fredyo - 9:30pm 3/4/09
        Are you kidding me? - jabbadoody5 - 9:39pm 3/4/09
        I do hope that, like me, you brushed your teeth first... - fredyo - 9:41pm 3/4/09
        I do have a pretty strong grip... - jabbadoody5 - 9:50pm 3/4/09
        Perhaps, but.... - fredyo - 10:08pm 3/4/09
        
        Hope, can you spare some change? [NT] - The Woj - 8:10pm 3/4/09
      - Thanks for explaining the unconstitutionality of the line-item veto. There remains a "veto" though. - NDFaninNJ - 7:15pm 3/4/09
  - Good points. [NT] - conorlarkin - 6:59pm 3/4/09
- $650,000 for beaver management in North Carolina and Mississippi? - The Woj - 6:46pm 3/4/09
  - "Just dam"! [NT] - TakethetrainKnute - 7:27am 3/5/09
  - wasn't this john edward's .... ahem.... pet project? [NT] - und67 - 8:33pm 3/4/09